ok now let me give you the bulletpoints about one Mr. Christopher Whitelaw Pine and how he became the Best White Chris™️
He’s the most self-aware of the Chrises and checks his privilege on the regular. So much so that 3 years ago on this site, I declared he was gonna be the first white male star to work with Ava DuVernay. The Indie Spirit gods just told me in that moment.
He seeks out feminist material to work in.
He looks like a hot, deranged professor on the regular.
He has a degree in English from Berkley, where he wrote nonsensical poetry and took an erotic fiction writing class, where word on the street his stories were GOOD.
He owns a flip phone and eats his food like a 5 year old.
His pants are forever too tight.
He’s blind as hell.
He stays dressing like DiCaprio in Romeo + Juliet.
Dude collects blankets and uses big ass words for no reason.
He wears a pinky ring and can actually pull it off.
THE GREY IN HIS BEARD
His adorkable 12 year old ass wrote this letter to Premiere Magazine about wanting to be Kristy Swanson’s sidekick if she didn’t have a boyfriend.
